Election Season = Chupacabra Season

You may be aware that the 2008 election campaigns are about ready to kick off around the country, and what better time to own a small kennel of Chupacabra to set things off. A small group of only 3 of these nasty little critters (actually they are lovable little fluff balls with sharp, hollow teeth) can turn a campaign rally into complete chaos. They can strike fear into even the most shallow buffoon and scatter crowds of thousands. Now, the lead time for these little critters is critical, since we only have about a year to go before election day. It takes a couple of months to get these little fellows out of the nest, and if you have specific targets, you had better plan on another month of training, so as you can see, you need to be placing your orders soon because my space is limited, and if Michael Vick get off, he will most likely reclaim his dog kennels that I am using for my nursery now. Now, I shouldn't give away these hints, but there are a couple of things I have learned in my research and through experience with these little guys. (1) They particularly do not like (actually they like to rip apart) people of Hispanic heritage, second of black heritage, and lastly of Caucasian heritage in that order. (2) Several of the little blood suckers that I have sold to democrats have been returned because the Dems say they cannot stand the competition. Anyway, I am anticipating the introduction of the Chupacabra into the policical process to have at least as much effect on the outcome as the internet has had, so get those order in early.