Insanity Continues

The storm has passed, but the invisible wave of insanity which engulfed the Houston metropolitan area (and presumably covered about 1000 miles to the east) for the past week has stalled and threatens to dump the largest volume of crazy seeds on the area in recorded history. Many of the infected individuals, fearing the worst, escaped to all parts of the State of Texas as well as neighboring states, with some reports as far away as Missouri. It is hoped that this condition is not communicable, but females seem most likely to contract symptoms, and it is feared that they have no natural defenses. Infected individuals can be easily spotted as they drive hours at a stretch but go nowhere, buy things they don't need just because they are available, are generally argumentative, cry for no apparent reason, and have glazed eyes that seldom blink. More rare symptoms, but even more dangerous, include the desire to talk on the radio, aruge with callers who may have on site reports that differ with their prepared scripts, and/or predisposed to watch out for the welfare of animals at the expense of their children and significant other (see the definition of "reportacunt" on wikipedia). It is hoped that this malady will eventually run it's course, but authorities warn that some of the more seriously infected individuals may have to be insitutionalized or eventually put down.