OWNING TWO SUBURBANS

I am now the proud owner of 2 old Suburbans, one a 1990 vintage and the other a newer 1993 model. the 1990 has a piston ring problem and is smoking so bad that I took it off the road in hopes of selling it, but just about that time gas went to $4.00 per gallon so there's not a lot of demand for old, smoking, gas hogging Suburbans - even among the Latino population. I got stopped and told the cop that the car was 18 years old and therefore old enough to smoke, but he wasn't impressed. I then told him I was doing my share to melt that Artic ice to help get at all that oil up there and asked what he was doing to help - My date with the Judge is next week.