BAITCAMP SUSPENDS BUSINESS DEALINGS WITH LOS ANGELES
In solidarity with the citizens of Arizona, and in trust that they will get rid of John McCain in the near future, the Board of Directors of Big Gene's Bait Camp has decided to terminate all business dealings with the City of Los Angeles, Ca. CEO Sean the Lion will take all the necessary steps to effect this change, with assistance from Krispy the Kat where warranted. Any business conducted in LA will be transferred to Phoenix as soon as McCain is defeated in the polls. We at the Baitcamp look forward to our new relationships and doubt very seriously that we will miss any of the old ones.