CHUPACABRA UPDATE

Some of you may recall that I got into a chupacabra breeding/marketing business several months back after finding a good deal on Michael Vick's dog kennels while he is gone away. I had planned to utilize these beasts to some extent during the Democrat Convention, but unfortunately, I had basically trained all the animals to respond to the scent of a female. Since the female was apparently aced out of the electorial race by a race baiting racist of a different race, the trained animals could not properly respond and had to be destroyed. While the new ones are being properly trained, it is uncertain just how many will actually be ready by the time of the convention, so needless to say, I've suffered a little financial setback. One of my animals escaped not long ago, and if you will check the video below, you will get a better idea of just what we are dealing with here.